Good morning everybody. i am hungry and sleepy. got a new cat. called him louey and i love him like crazy and i hate Chivas new sexist ads on the roads of beirut and i am planning to burn them down.
w bass heyk. life is gooood

So i posted this as a note on facebook, but thought it would be usefull if spread it arround, and shared with you a little of my wisdom *lols*

Okay Drop everything and anything school taught you. And trust me, the universe have
conspiracy against us, I am the one who can tell you the truth.

1x1 is not equal to 1
I am sure you are wondering why math freaks are usually always having car accidents.
let’s take into consideration that 1x1=1 and you are still young and havn’t met me yet and studied math,
you’ll think that actually bumping your dady’s jaguar into another BMW is going to give you a Baguar.
and then you drive fast in your “1” car bump into another “1” car and poof you are dead.
Well thinking again, 1x1 is equal to at least 1.
1 dead person, maybe another injured, and probably another 1 who was sitting next to the car driver you bumped in. on another level, if you think of it, the driver who you bumped into, would’ve defiantly been giving or receiving a blow job, I mean what a “1” idiot, couldn’t he just move! But then again, you did injure them but you saved them from STDS since am sure they were having unprotected sex.
Bottom line, Math is bad for you. Or it can be good, in case you were suicidal.
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Okay, the myth behind Teddy Bears, and how cute they are and fluffy, is Fake. Just like straight women orgasms. Get over it. Teddy Bears are alive and Evil. Very Evil. Yes. They are Evil.
Teddy Bears are evil. Most of them will cause you allergy and the other 60% will wake up at
night while you are sleeping, and their eyes, yes, their eyes will turn red, and if you’ve been wondering
lately who have been eating out your “honey” and why do you hear so much “ honey noises during the night. It is the teddy bears.
moreover, my own research showed, that inside every Teddy Bear there is a spying chip, that are connected to a satellite, and there is always live broadcast to Ka3ida where bin laden and his men are hugging pink pillows and watching your life, as a reality show. Sometimes they cry. I think you are pathetic indeed and your life is a miserable fuck. What ka3ida men don’t know, that the pink pillows that were a gift from “bushy” georgy are also implanted with spying chips. What can I say, “bushy” had a thing for Arab men who has beards and like to kill other people. I mean the guns, and the airplane driving part. Can it get any hotter in here?
No matter how many times, everybody around told you, that the boogie man doesn’t exist. He does.
if you woke up in the morning and found your candies, missing, it’s the boogieman. And if you think you walked while sleeping “ I mean come on, did you really buy that, you are too lazy, you can barely walk while you are awake” Stop lying to yourself. It’s just the boogie man.
So since there is boogie man living under your bed. It will attack your brain cells and turn you into a lower being, maybe fungus, or a politician. But if you listen to my advice, you can do miracles. just masturbate, yes. The sound of orgasm intensity makes their brains pop and explodes. After that, you look under your bed and it’s empty, well until like 5 min. and then you’ll have to go again. 5 to 10 times will kill all the boogiemen under your bed, for 24 hours.
Bottom line. Masturbate daily. And if you have a teddy bear, trying linking me to your satellite.
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Adam and Eve. This story that we all were taught and cause us the biggest mistake, which is the eternal fight with Snakes. Snakes are really sweet, nice, pets. I mean be nice to a snake, come close and tap it’s head, it will be nice to you, if it wrapped it’s body around you, it’s just being friendly, and if u felt you are suffocating, it probably, decided she wanted to kill you, since she felt you need to get rid of your life.
being killed by a snake, will make you best friends with god, since snakes and god are best friends. You know math and calculations.
back to what really happened with Adam & Eve. It wasn’t really Adam & Eve, it was Adeve. A intersex, “if you don’t know what that means, google it up” <but it was a special case, and since it’s god, heshe could get pregnant from hisherownself>who lived in heaven, and enjoyed their friendship with god, since you all know that god was an intersex as well since he is a he, and he created the world, I mean, come on, who are they kidding. He cannot get babies. He and she can, or maybe she and she or he and he. But scientists are fuck heads.
So and then Adam and Eve, got affected by their society’s discrimination. And decided to be “normal” so that’s when god got really pissed and told the snake, which it and he/she was best friends, and then they both kicked adeve from heaven since they were homophobic.
Bottom line, Homophobia, sends you to hell, or earth, is there really a difference?
If you think this is not logical. And will accuse me of playing god here. Well think again, isn’t that what od really do, you will believe what am saying if you blindly believe in me. So do that. Believe in me. I will show you the way to heaven: p

KFC is evil. i am sitting in coffe shop right now, trying to finish some work, n KFC perfume spread, is not leaving me concentrate. i really wanna go grab some but i "looks for the word ma elle jlede in the english dicitionery" oh yah, but i am too lazy.
i really need to pee as well but i am too lazy to go as well.
anyways, i don't understand people and there not so random-not so creative shop naming in Lebanon.For example, just a while ago, i was trying to look around, just cherish the moment i was having, and then this big ugly blue sign pops in my face, with the name "Pierre Dakhlallah" and next to it a very small part of something unreadable, that says Hair. well obviously he's a stylist, but like, can't people get more creative, about naming a place, i mean, omg how much effort did he put in branding. i bet he gave his son, if he got any, the same name, so that the shop name wouldnt go to hell. well am just being mean, but everywhere, supermarkets, shops, salons, bla bla bla have funny names, very lame as well. they just piss me off. l mouhem. i was wondering, when am i gonna get over my strawberry fruity candy flavored perfume fetish, i go to shops, and i'd say, okay maya, today we are going to buy a perfume for grown ups, and then a red colorful fruity perfume calls me, and i try to stop myself, and then i give up. it's an addiction really, and the existential moment just happened now, when i realized, oh my gosh that's why am carving fruits all the time lol.

I woke up today with a big headache that's not going away. it woke me up at 5. sometimes i feel as if my head is going to explode from how much i am thinking. and my students today, i don't know where they got all this hyperness from lol, still so cute though.
other than that, nothing much, i might start taking some oriental dancing classes with a friend to shake it shake it hehe, dancing is the best exercise and a good source of endorphins, i guess i need some.
Looking for a full ride scholarship to usa, or some country where the language is english, i am dieing to do my masters, but i am lost between fine arts, animation, and graphic design....
anybody here had there masters done? i'd love to get your feedback
oh and if you know any info about some scholarships, let me know.
back to arts, i am such in an artistic mood lately. it's like it's all i wanna do.
and the good thing that it's not digital.
i am experimenting with sculpture and paint and light, the good thing is that the trance behind it is perfect and detaches me from everything arround, which is perfect as well.
found a new apartment but its in the 5th floor with no elevater loool. it's like the dream apartment is 5 floors away, so am still looking. what else.
all is good i guess.
have a lovely day everybody

Red locks and spine chills. Give me some painkiller pills
say hi from me to the circles in the maze.
The same silence I hate-the darkness- the mind stage
Where are my pain killer pills? It’s more than I can contain.
Somebody take off those chills. Where are my pain killer pills?
The reasons are so lame.
You missed your flight. Too heavy for a kite.
The train of indifference just left again.
She proved them right-why to fight
all you have been fighting for every single day.
She proved them right- Drop the fight
you believe everything she says.
You bungee jumped-you’re not that light
what did you expect!
No safety net-no little bread-no colored little rocks
to find the way back home-and now you are lost.
You miss home
you miss your crown
you were a princess there
but little princess are not big and you don’t fit the frame.
Red red locks- spine chills and painkillers pills
more killer pills more pain pills more killers pills
to keep me away from jane.